Tel @Tel@tilde.zone
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Communist, Ace
My joke alt is more popular than my main and I'm not sure how to feel about that
Joined Jul 2018
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imagining a type of guy who gets really into french history because he jacks off to astolfo [fate apocrypha] every day
Has Biden launched a drone strike yet?
Saddam Robinette
Don't want to work. Just want to hold purring cat
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Franz Qanon
NTM
Naples to Milan transitioning
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New invasive hornet species spotted across North America. The Asian Magumbo Hornet. So named because of its giant magumbos.
Photo is of an Asian Magumbo Hornet.
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I will forever defend Luke's characterization in TLJ because he is precisely me.
He was a hero ("gifted") who fucked up bigtime and so he ran away to wallow in his failure and built a monument to it. At the end he decided to go actually clean up his mess.
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@breakfastgolem im waiting for you to get to the Map Knife that points from the outside to the wreckage of a deathstar sitting in a turbulent sea and wherever it points to on the outside tells you where the mcguffin is somewhere on the inside of a space station the size of a moon and also if the turbulent sea ever jostles the wreckage slightly it will presumably not work at all
written by jj abrams
I'm trying to close Visio. It freezes. The OS notices and asks me if I would like to restart Visio. 🤔
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Ever have a day where just receiving the messages, emails, and phone calls giving you more work takes up all your time and you can't even get any of the actual work done?
Universal Monsters vs. Godzilla
He/him (they if you like)
Communist, Ace
My joke alt is more popular than my main and I'm not sure how to feel about that
Joined Jul 2018
