Shoplifting from the marketplace of ideas

Me, reading my own posts: Who is this fucking nerd in my mentions

The development of evopsych serves the evolutionary purpose of providing a quickly discoverable identifier of absolute chuds that can be removed from the pool of potential mates

Lyra stop eating my electrical components challenge 2020

J.K. Rowling is Orson Scott Card for closet monarchists.

In the new Dune movie they're gonna turn to the caera and say "look at all those Dunes. This really is a Dune planet. "

Avid watchers of the 90s sitcom Frasier pronounce it "Frah-siay"

I aspire to someday be the
new type of guy that someone finds

Me, hearing a bell toll: haha sick nice bell
Me, after finding out for whom the bell tolls: fuck! Shit!!

There's a cheese shop in the south of France run by a spanish gentleman and his german partner that sells maggot cheese. You really must try the Marseille Casa Käse Casu Marzu

reminder, this is an actual movie that got greenlit and made in this, the timeline in which we live

*Still With Her voice*: The only WAP I'm concerned with is this Wack Ass President

God help me I'm looking at a jacket that I don't want to buy, thinking "I could just get some denim and make one." I've got seamstress friends, and I'm not terrible with a sewing machine myself, they'd help me lay it out. The embroidery would be a winter project

American Nietzsche: God is dead and we killed him, but if you donate now we can bring him back and he'll sweep away all the unbelievers and minorities

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