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imagining a type of guy who gets really into french history because he jacks off to astolfo [fate apocrypha] every day

Has Biden launched a drone strike yet?

Don't want to work. Just want to hold purring cat

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New invasive hornet species spotted across North America. The Asian Magumbo Hornet. So named because of its giant magumbos.

Photo is of an Asian Magumbo Hornet.

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but here's how bernie can still win
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I will forever defend Luke's characterization in TLJ because he is precisely me.

He was a hero ("gifted") who fucked up bigtime and so he ran away to wallow in his failure and built a monument to it. At the end he decided to go actually clean up his mess.

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@breakfastgolem im waiting for you to get to the Map Knife that points from the outside to the wreckage of a deathstar sitting in a turbulent sea and wherever it points to on the outside tells you where the mcguffin is somewhere on the inside of a space station the size of a moon and also if the turbulent sea ever jostles the wreckage slightly it will presumably not work at all

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#MapKnife

I'm trying to close Visio. It freezes. The OS notices and asks me if I would like to restart Visio. 🤔

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Ever have a day where just receiving the messages, emails, and phone calls giving you more work takes up all your time and you can't even get any of the actual work done?

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tilde.zone

masto instance for the tildeverse