Concept Unifier @Tel@tilde.zone
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Communist, Ace
My joke alt is more popular than my main and I'm not sure how to feel about that
Joined Jul 2018
We should restart the calendar from a completely uncontroversial date like 16 July 1918.
this post says a lot about our society
a lot about our society
A project made entirely by copy pasting snippets from stackexchange. But it compiles, so ship it.
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https://youtu.be/l3QQQu7QLoM
Palpatine was so galaxy brained that he told his apprentice to kill a senator so the apprentice hires a bounty hunter who hires another bounty hunter who uses a droid that releases insects to kill the senator.
Meanwhile Nute Gunray just paid someone to put a bomb on her ship and got much closer to killing her and never got implicated.
Creating a new podcast that is just the minutes of dead air edited out of good podcasts
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losing my shit over French Canadian Boomhauer
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@wxcafe charlemagne was french, but he also killed many french people, so it's impossible to say if he's good or not
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damn i was gonna clean my room today but it doesnt create any profit for shareholders so it isnt a rational choice. oh well
Do you think Stalin was more of a Seifer or more of a Squall?
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Hello Mastodon. Joseph Stalin owned a gunblade https://viktor-sbor.tumblr.com/post/620593920143966208/in-1944-american-workers-gave-the-leader-of-the
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viscous nuisance 🖲️
"humans are the disease" factoid actualy just ecofascist rhetoric. average person ruins 0 planets per year. Capitalism Georg, who lives in cave & ruins over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I'm mostly aromantic and asexual but one time a friend was showing me a costume, a corseted victorian dress, and I literally forgot how to breathe for a few seconds
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hello, i couldn't find this meme so i recreated it
happy canada day, did you know the flag is a graph
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This is not a place of epic win. What is here was cringe and fail to us.
Fun fact: there is a single gigantic ant colony currently waging a war of global conquest against every other any colony
The secret cabal that runs Chicago is the deep dish state
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He/him (they if you like)
Communist, Ace
My joke alt is more popular than my main and I'm not sure how to feel about that
Joined Jul 2018
