My gender is [empty parking lot at 4am on your way home from a party] or maybe [going to bed early at the height of summer while the last vestiges of the day are still peeking over the edges of the valley even at 10:30, splashing the western sky with a blue fringe]

@Aleums down in the lab synthesizing vibes unknown to science

Just remembered that baby sharks are called pups. Sea puppies

@melissasage look, if sharks exploited a glitch to get infinite bones we have to accept that. once you start banning glitches it opens a can of worms with no end

@melissasage what about teeth? Pretty bonelike and they stick out from the inside

anybody heard of this George Clanton fella? Pretty good music

youtube.com/watch?v=H8VU3dsPzM

ffm.to/plasmasummer

Hello!!!!!!!! Plasma Cutter LP2 preorder links are finally here!!!!!!!! and wow!!!! a MUSIC VIDEO???

Tell your friends!!!!!!! Tell your dog!!!!!!

@hyperlink why... why is he at another restaurant?

Is Quiznos owned by the same corporation as Chuck E. Cheese?

If Concept Unification 1 is so good, why isn't there a Concept Unification 2?

the alternate universe where software is fine

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911 operator is an amazing speculative sci-fi game that explores a fictional world where cops do their job

The commissar is not there for punishment, but to aid in explaining the theory that all party members should study. Perhaps a better term is facilitator.

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tilde.zone

masto instance for the tildeverse