@starwall also explains him having a moustache from childhood. Saiyan hair never changes

@starwall Mario is a saiyan sent to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom confirmed

re: militaries, starfleet totally being one 

@Taweret Deep Space Escort Vessel, for going deep into enemy territory and defending the shit out of it with photon torpedoes

Shoplifting from the marketplace of ideas

Me, reading my own posts: Who is this fucking nerd in my mentions

The development of evopsych serves the evolutionary purpose of providing a quickly discoverable identifier of absolute chuds that can be removed from the pool of potential mates

Lyra stop eating my electrical components challenge 2020

@CornishRepublicanArmy surely someone has swapped the heads before just to see what they look like, right?

J.K. Rowling is Orson Scott Card for closet monarchists.

In the new Dune movie they're gonna turn to the caera and say "look at all those Dunes. This really is a Dune planet. "

@Aleums Minecraft is the dark souls of stardew valleys

@CornishRepublicanArmy we should only every fall back. Fall back one hour in fall, fall back 23 in spring, getting a free day off that no employers or landlords can claim

Avid watchers of the 90s sitcom Frasier pronounce it "Frah-siay"

I aspire to someday be the
new type of guy that someone finds

Me, hearing a bell toll: haha sick nice bell
Me, after finding out for whom the bell tolls: fuck! Shit!!

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