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Lions typically prefer darker manes, which means if Scar hadn't been such an incel he could have gone and gotten his own pride pretty easily.

Really sterling example of how volume of output is key to shitposting

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All the online dunks in the world don't do as much as a single physical projectile.

♻️ Recycle corporate office space into living space

💩 Compost corporate executives

Don't want to get up and work. Just want to sleep

just saw a candlejack meme on here and instantly crumbled to du

The California wildfire has done billions in damage (millions if it's a girl)

If you like r o u n d n u m b e r s, the UNIX timestamp will pass 1600000000 tomorrow:

1_600_000_000 - 2020-09-13 12:26:40
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1_900_000_000 - 2030-03-17 17:46:40
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The best attempt at a cinematic Dune to date is the full motion video from Dune 2000

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masto instance for the tildeverse