RT @TheOnion
Increasingly Bold Israel Begins Building Settlements In Downtown Albuquerque bit.ly/3cgji11

RT @eyesonthestorm
saw the dentist and she recommended single-family zoning my teeth to help keep them white, yikes

adding to this, basically the entire oil industry is built on the lie that oil is good (or even just OK) and last time I checked, building your prosperity on top of lies has never really worked out too well for anyone

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lol screw the oil industry, if you're relying on it being successful for absolutely anything you've made a huge mistake

RT @happyroadkill
merica may be bad, but at least we dont have forced labor camps like SOME countries. instead we have have prisons where felons are rehabilitated. ...by working... ...against their will... ...or else they're sent to the isolation chamber for years of sensory deprivation torture...

RT @EmmyA2
I would've paid so much money to get to be in the room for the conversation that I imagine went like:

BIDEN: ok what's next

STAFFER: setting up the Oval. Photos are all done. Do you want to keep the Diet Coke button?

BIDEN:

STAFFER:

BIDEN: the what in god's name button twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status

RT @EnbyAutumn
people using as an outlet for their transphobia lmao

RT @smdiehl
Let's discuss the environmental cost of bitcoin. Because despite all the push for sustainable and green investment in the tech sector, there's a giant smoldering Chernobyl sitting at the heart of Silicon Valley which a lot of investors would prefer you remain quiet about. 🧵 (1/)

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RT @jkenney
I am deeply concerned by reports that the incoming administration of President-elect Joe Biden may repeal the Presidential permit for the Keystone XL border crossing next week.

My full statement:
twitter.com/jkenney/status/135

all I want is a phone with 2 type-c ports on it, why are they not a thing

RT @gallandguile
Conservatives: Big tech controls the internet!

Leftists: Cool lets make it a utility

Cons: No that's too much

Leftists: Okay, how about way stricter regulation

Cons: No, that'll stifle growth

Leftists: Do u want it to be illegal for people to not like u

Cons: Yeah, that

RT @zachreinert0
Damn the NRA couldn’t survive one year without school shootings

RT @SLDussan
2019: im at the impeachment
2020: im at the pandemic
2021: im at the combination impeachment and pandemic

RT @AOC
I have one message to members of Congress who amplified lies to undermine our democracy, encouraged an attack on our Capitol, and tried to overturn our election:

Resign.

If your lust for power exceeds your dedication to democracy, there is simply no place for you in Congress.

agh having an apple for lunch today and the sticker conveniently covered up a somewhat nasty area of it

I've started blocking anyone who insists on kissing the rear of a certain south african apartheid billionaire and honestly it's made things a lot better

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