Alexis @alexis@tilde.zone

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This Is Just To Say

i have tooted
the memes
that were in
your brainbox

and which
you were probably
saving
for a shitpost

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

me n mmy new crush!

please, take a seat

Now I know I'm being called out.

https://www.gocomics.com/pot-shots/2019/02/20

@enkiv2 into this aesthetic though. early-aughts-punk forever

i like my girls like i like my architecture: non-euclidean, horrifying in breadth and dimension, with implications so unspeakable that merely a glimpse is enough to force me into a fetal position, weeping and praying for my own demise.

really wish people would understand this one

Things that are mortally offensive:

NewsCorp owns the .fox gTLD.

Announcement: Until the clock strikes midnight and the year 2020 begins, I refuse to acknowledge the concepts of “candidates” and “primaries” and will mentally replace these and all associated terms with fart noises

There's an air quality testing device in my apartment right now, with instructions to not "disturb the device," so I started leaning in close to it and whispering stuff like "Our governments consider all of us an expendable bulk natural resource" and "our grandchildren will curse us for birthing them onto a dying planet."

tendrils tendrils tendrils? tendrils tendrils tendrils? tendrils tendrils tendrils? tendrils tendrils tendrils!!

Do any of you ever just walk into the room and immediately know that you're the only one who's not straight and/or cisgender

NiGHTS:
- intentionally nonbinary protagonist of a flagship AAA title in 1995
- actually exists because you can canonically meet them in your own dreams and the author intended for that too
- can fly without a powerup
- can dualize with you to share your experiences and help you understand yourself and grow

Mario:
- fascist, reinstates monarchy whenever it is overthrown
- doesn't exist
- needs powerup to fly
- tells you to be happy with a walled garden
- war criminal per Geneva Convention

@fribbledom "a free, open democracy". Let me just go and feed my pet unicorn.

ME: Okay I need one of my ten spare micro-usb cables

MICRO-USB CABLES: *hide from sight, giggling*

ME: DAMMIT

ME (5 mins later): okay I have a working alternative

MICRO-USB CABLES (spontaneously parading across my bed): HI THERE ARE TWENTY OF US NOW

get on the bus loser, we're taking public transit, a safe and reliable way to get to our destination

"Finding yourself" is not really how it works. You aren't a ten-dollar bill in last winter's coat pocket. You are also not lost. Your true self is right there, buried under cultural conditioning, other people's opinions, and inaccurate conclusions you drew as a kid that became your beliefs about who you are. "Finding yourself" is actually returning to yourself. An unlearning, an excavation, a remembering who you were before the world got its hands on you. - Emily McDowell

@June Secret Little Haven was a documentary