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It's probably about time for an , isn't it?

So, hi, I'm Alexis. At my day job, I'm a fullstack engineer for a company you've heard of. If that interests you, it shouldn't, and I won't, and that's really best.

When I'm doing what I choose to, I'm an sf/weirdtales writer, a wildlife photographer, and a doer of helpful stuff for people.

I've never said this out loud before: I'm intersex and genderqueer. I don't know how I feel about saying it now, but I guess I know how to find out.

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: Voortrekker (cosmic.voyage/ships/Voortrekke), a gay as hell solarpunk space opera love story that updates every Wednesday and Sunday.

Voortrekker is part of , a semicollaborative sf ‘verse invented by @tomasino, open to all, and currently the playground of over a dozen writers including myself. Lots of good there; come and see!

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This Is Just To Say

i have tooted
the memes
that were in
your brainbox

and which
you were probably
saving
for a shitpost

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

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@enkiv2 into this aesthetic though. early-aughts-punk forever

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i like my girls like i like my architecture: non-euclidean, horrifying in breadth and dimension, with implications so unspeakable that merely a glimpse is enough to force me into a fetal position, weeping and praying for my own demise.

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Things that are mortally offensive:

NewsCorp owns the .fox gTLD.

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Announcement: Until the clock strikes midnight and the year 2020 begins, I refuse to acknowledge the concepts of “candidates” and “primaries” and will mentally replace these and all associated terms with fart noises

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Pol-adjacent shitpost Show more

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tendrils tendrils tendrils? tendrils tendrils tendrils? tendrils tendrils tendrils? tendrils tendrils tendrils!!

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Do any of you ever just walk into the room and immediately know that you're the only one who's not straight and/or cisgender

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hot take, gameing Show more

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@fribbledom "a free, open democracy". Let me just go and feed my pet unicorn.

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ME: Okay I need one of my ten spare micro-usb cables

MICRO-USB CABLES: *hide from sight, giggling*

ME: DAMMIT

ME (5 mins later): okay I have a working alternative

MICRO-USB CABLES (spontaneously parading across my bed): HI THERE ARE TWENTY OF US NOW

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the problem with having a website is you have to put stuff on it
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get on the bus loser, we're taking public transit, a safe and reliable way to get to our destination

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"Finding yourself" is not really how it works. You aren't a ten-dollar bill in last winter's coat pocket. You are also not lost. Your true self is right there, buried under cultural conditioning, other people's opinions, and inaccurate conclusions you drew as a kid that became your beliefs about who you are. "Finding yourself" is actually returning to yourself. An unlearning, an excavation, a remembering who you were before the world got its hands on you. - Emily McDowell

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