if there's ever two melissas and you need to know which one to shoot, ask me what "destiel" means. if I can tell you then shoot me. there's no guarantee that that'll be the evil one or the clone or whatever. just that if I know what destiel means that means my time has come

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**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 06, 2020, 13:32

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 06, 2020, 13:32

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Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET @alexis@tilde.zone

putin isn't stepping down, at least not yet. it's a claim from one dude with no significant affiliation and a lot of wish fulfillment kremlinology by the new york post, y'all take a deep breath and chill

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 05, 2020, 19:54

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 05, 2020, 19:54

Nov 05, 2020, 19:54

Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET @alexis@tilde.zone

brb just inventing a species of giant parasitoid eusocial murder hobos to flex on the OSR community

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** · Nov 04, 2020, 18:38

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**The Lovely Hx. Stardust** @fluxom_alt@yiff.life · Nov 04, 2020, 18:38

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The Lovely Hx. Stardust @fluxom_alt@yiff.life

thinking about that time a preacher spent a lot of time trying to warn me about the homosexuality in my heart and how it'd tempt me to turn to satan

like, on one hand it was kinda traumatizing but also once I came out of the closet I found out that he wasn't wrong, i do have a LOT of homosexuality in my heart and I wanna fuck demons now, so, like, I gotta give him a point there

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** · Nov 04, 2020, 18:26

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**riley (sapphic homophile)** @velexiraptor@monads.online · Nov 04, 2020, 18:26

Nov 04, 2020, 18:26

riley (sapphic homophile) @velexiraptor@monads.online

uspol, shitpost

thank you tumblr for summing this up more succinctly than i ever could

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**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** · Nov 04, 2020, 18:20

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**tristan Cups Restored Edition** @myconidiosyncrasy@freak.garden · Nov 04, 2020, 18:20

Nov 04, 2020, 18:20

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possibly slightly spicy gender take

masculinity is not parallel to whiteness in that rejecting it is a necessary part of becoming radicalized

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**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 04, 2020, 18:09

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 04, 2020, 18:09

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Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET @alexis@tilde.zone

cancelled but like postage, somebody thumped me on the forehead with a rubber stamp and now a bunch of collectors are bidding on

look. i didn't *mean* this to swerve into weird horny, no one is driving the lexie bus today

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** · Nov 04, 2020, 05:17

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**elegant blade** @hierarchon@inherently.digital · Nov 04, 2020, 05:17

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elegant blade @hierarchon@inherently.digital

single unix specification looking kinda sus :/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_UNIX_Specification

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 22:32

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 22:32

Nov 03, 2020, 22:32

Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET @alexis@tilde.zone

re: vore tournament, probably you can just assume the entire thread is nsfw

some fun stuff happening here in multiplayer options

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**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 22:30

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 22:30

Nov 03, 2020, 22:30

Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET @alexis@tilde.zone

vore tournament, probably you can just assume the entire thread is nsfw

i thought it was multiplayer only but apparently it has a campaign mode which from the description has a real Unreal vibe?

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**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 22:27

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 22:27

Nov 03, 2020, 22:27

Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET @alexis@tilde.zone

vore tournament, nsfw

well this sure is off to a start

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**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 22:24

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 22:24

Nov 03, 2020, 22:24

Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET @alexis@tilde.zone

me: *finds out about an indie castlevania-like that sounds super legit and lots of fun to play*

me: time to try vore tournament i guess. for a bit

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 15:00

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 15:00

Nov 03, 2020, 15:00

Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET @alexis@tilde.zone

lewd adjacent very shitpost

reappropriating "hyperinflation" from economics, the unhorniest science

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** · Nov 03, 2020, 14:45

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**Hamyl Nitrite** @aphyr@woof.group · Nov 03, 2020, 14:45

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**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 02:33

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 02:33

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Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET @alexis@tilde.zone

like, the idea that Great Old Ones and humans could find a modus vivendi is foreclosed in the laundry canon by the deliberate inclusion of garmonbozia as the most potent possible fuel for magic

and yeah, like. if that's axiomatic, then sure, you're not going to be able to imagine that kind of interaction as being anything other than hideous, which is very evidently true of stross because that's the only way he ever portrays it

but like. maybe *don't* do that? try to imagine a universe in which the most powerful force *isn't* fear? maybe try to grow *past* the motivations of your source material instead of, you know, rolling around in them?

idk just a thought

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**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 02:30

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 02:30

Nov 03, 2020, 02:30

Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET @alexis@tilde.zone

honestly the entire theme of "the only true superpower is being evil, and the more evil you are, the stronger you get" should have been a gigantic red flag, and it's been present since the very first book

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**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 02:29

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** @alexis@tilde.zone · Nov 03, 2020, 02:29

Nov 03, 2020, 02:29

Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET @alexis@tilde.zone

stross, nuance

okay okay i do have to admit if i'm going to be completely honest with myself that i really like him making Cthulhu a giant alien wasp, but like, it still pisses me off that i wasn't *supposed* to like that, and also for the same reason that the canon treatment of xenomorphs pisses me off

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** · Nov 03, 2020, 02:24

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**Vyr Cossont** @vyr@demon.social · Nov 03, 2020, 02:24

Nov 03, 2020, 02:24

Vyr Cossont @vyr@demon.social

@alexis @violet yes! we absolutely can! "billionaires bad but everyone just accepts this and the world order stays where it is, even during the magic singularity" is fucking depressing!

**Alexis, FRIEND OF HORNET** · Nov 03, 2020, 02:19

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**Vyr Cossont** @vyr@demon.social · Nov 03, 2020, 02:19

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Vyr Cossont @vyr@demon.social

@alexis @violet if he was setting up for a moral fable with a bad end, he should have pulled the trigger on it several books ago, but here's the thing: he already wrote "A Colder War", and another one with billionaires instead of governments is unnecessary