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I love how someone sent me a 5 minute ~290mb mp4 video at VGA resolution.

like, how is that even possible??

on the plus side, I know Borgmatic works!

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BREAKING: Clout Announced As Hoax By All People With Clout, In Unison

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anyway here's the cold take on "professionalism" it's really just what people say to mean you should act more cishet, white, and neurotypical
and basically fuck that

hey if you're in the US, most places have flu shots.

if you're able, GO GET YOUR FLU SHOTS, please.

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open to be called cute 

you're cute

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"should i code more or sleep?" (proceeds to do neither)

someone told me they'd be using labor day (a state holiday we both have off of work) to catch up on work.

sadly, yes.

bald eagle flying over the National Mall in Washington DC

bald eagle flying over the National Mall in Washington, DC (CC BY-SA-NC)

Stop it with the GD leaf blowers today!! it's too nice out!!

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today is one of those days where I almost feel okay because of the weather alone

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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

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masto instance for the tildeverse