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The great bens:
Ben Franklin
Ben Kenobi
@ben
Big Ben
@ben
Ben Button
...

The shit bens:
ben shapiro
ben stein
...
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The year is 5019. Humans, as we know them, are long gone. The Earth is inhabited chiefly by advanced, sapient machines.

For legacy reasons, everyone's name starts with "Mozilla/5.0 (compatible;".
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RT @Digitech_Wire@twitter.com

well suddenly this at least partially explains why so many of us are so bad at taking compliments

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Digitech_Wire/stat

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gab, defederation 

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tilde.zone now has a 5000 char limit for toots

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Imagine a world where all the major electronics in your life tried to track your every move and conversation
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theguardian.com/us-news/2019/j

free speech (ph) A constitutionally protected right in the US that is primarily invoked by tech bros and internet trolls when they are asked to stop being assholes. Syn: hate speech.

I just realized I haven't posted a photo of my doggo!!

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Why was I stuck in traffic today?

Oh right, because GM bought up and destroyed almost all of America's streetcars

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