brendlo brendo @brendantcc@tilde.zone

I like how Australia Post chose to deliver my smart watch that I ordered this past Thursday... on the same day apple did to keynote

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why is late night radio in Australia so good 🤔

Roadtrip

https://brendo.strangled.net/brendos-shenanigans/764/roadtrip/

should i set my school inbox to forward all mails to my personal?

happy 3rd birthday @tildeteam !!!!

@bfbot ,[.]!fuck

hey @michaelreeves@twitter.com the ssl certificate on your site expired 19 days ago you lazy fuck

(ps tasers for the fucking win)

#HeyGoogle @Google@twitter.com i need to report a @gmail@twitter.com account as it's linked to a @facebookapp@twitter.com phishing scam. and by the way Facebook, if you're reading this, they used a friend's account to contact me on Messenger. I'd like to try and help said friend get her account back.

yo @mike what's up with chinwag

i'm tellin' ya now, trump's a fool™

trump says corona*virus* it's "tOo bRiLlIaNt" to beat with antibiotics. Someone seems to have missed the _virus_ part in corona*virus*. (And yes, i'm looking squarely at trump)

any mobile games I should play while stupidly bored?

yo @dbrand@twitter.com will you ever end up producing cases n skins for the OPPO AX7? I'm kinda getting bored of the clear case it comes with :/

@mike
@cat somehow I didn't ping u properly so here's the ping

so my bro Kieran baked a couple of chocolate cakes these past couple of days. one iced, one not. the not iced had been completely devoured, but the non iced still has a single piece left (grabbed one after taking the snap)

while I was on the conference bridge on @cat@cat@hackers.town's tilde.tel, with cat himself, kieran was putting together the iced cake to then bake. when I brought it up with cat on the bridge, Kieran decided to fat-shame me. I'm not even that fat 😂

@mike figured you'd wanna see this for some reason

should i tho

should i make lunch (poll in next post)