julius deane @if@tilde.zone

I'd say I'm closest to the kind, how about you?

#introduction
I'm pretty much your average mastodon ... person? except more ineloquent and I have lower self-esteem.

I like programming, linux, and languages, and I also post a lot of music. I can't say I'm a very interesting person though.

I love #Haskell!

cyberchase except instead of being led by motherboard their leader is shinji's dad from neon genesis: evangelion

on all levels except physical, I am aux.txt

wait, why hasn't nikaido beaten me up yet? this is the only thing I've been thinking about for weeks???

P.G. Wodehouse is surely thrice-cancelled, yet I endeavour nevertheless to imitate his style -- one characterized by a particularly rotten elegance

me: 0.0u32
rustc: "That is it, put crudely. But I go further. I don't indulge in a mere momentary self-congratulation, I do the thing thoroughly. If I were weekending at Bodfish's, I should have arrived there just half an hour ago. I therefore selected that moment for beginning not to weekend with Bodfish. I settled myself in this chair and I did not have my back slapped at the station. A few minutes later I was not whirling along the country roads, trying to balance the car with my legs and an elbow. Time passed, and I was not shaking hands with Mrs. Bodfish. I have just had the most corking half-hour, and shortly—when you have remembered an appointment—I shall go on having it. What I am really looking forward to is the happy time after dinner. I shall pass it in not playing bridge with Bodfish, Mrs. Bodfish, and a neighbor. Sunday morning is the best part of the whole weekend, though. That is when I shall most enjoy myself. Do you know a man named Pringle? Next Saturday I am not going to stay with Pringle. I forget who is not to be my host the Saturday after that. I have so many engagements of this kind that I lose track of them."

the inclusion of an easily usable `unwrap` method in the Option<T> module encourages its use simply by existing

"In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't _want_ to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird."

the only thing worse than putting emojis in READMEs is using emojis in commit messages

me looking at #Dregday2020

my mind is like the bon appetit test kitchen, except claire isn't there (because I'm not that cute) and everyone else went out for lunch and left chris behind sobbing on the floor

depeche lymph node

require 'json'
require 'net/http'

def get_rhymes word
url = "https://api.datamuse.com/words?rel_rhy=#{word}"
uri = URI url
res = Net::HTTP.get uri
data = JSON.parse res
return data.map { |rhyme| rhyme['word'] }
end

# print out (nearly) everything that rhymes with 'depeche mode'
modes = get_rhymes 'mode'
depeches = modes.map { |mode| "depeche #{mode}" }
puts depeches

#music -- https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=C9I4LULuw6w
for a country album it's quite gothic

me and no gf juice: name a better partner (you can't)

#music -- https://novacationgrrl.bandcamp.com/album/intermission

I wish I could time travel back to last summer and start over again if it meant things weren't going to turn out so bad. This school year has been a disaster for me in so many ways, and when I think about how fresh and optimistic I was back then it makes me cry a little.

the bad feelings are creeping back in oh no

#music -- https://metaiv.bandcamp.com/track/lino