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anyone wanna fight? i'm a pussy and you would definitely win

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due to coriolis effect, australian dongs helicopter clockwise. also they call them "dingo"s, not dongs

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my name is lin manuel and im here to say, january 6th sucked in a major way

and im daveed diggs of clipping fame, after that man tased his balls, nothing was the same

there's no hope of this having any impact, but "the death of the author" was an argument about criticism of a work's meaning, not its moral value, because the moral value of art is the least important aspect of it.

i want the Foglios to form a party called The Steampunk Party (no not libertarians, completely opposite) andd run for public office and every article about the campaign is unclear about which one of them is actually the one running to get elected please someone what is their email or fediverse handle i will finance the campaign with my pizza tips

slugs know they're missing something, believe me

i'm just a monkey in a vest, waiting for my organ grinder :(

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the fediverse state religion is thick thigh worship

okay how about this: winklepickers. leather pants. a vest and a maroon shirt with puffy sleeves. on my silver chain? an amulet. on my tri corn hat? a feather

just got banned from reddit so now's a good time to subscribe to my patreon. at the $10,0000 a month goal i will take steps towards growth and self improvment

ironic they called it the SMART car. to me it looks really dumb

the most totally fucking insufferable kind of people present on every part of the internet in lesser and greater numbers are the people who believe in a universal human stupidity that effects everyone except them and unfortunately i'm at least 10%, maybe 20% one of those people

i really like the floppy trip-walk humans do when they're trying to move quickly on a sandy beach. i think that's a really good animation

i could slurp up a roll of toilet paper in one slurp like a speghetti noodle, and my cell phone won't stop ringing

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without anuses make them
by sitting
on pegs.

people with anime pfps love to be like "i'm schizophrenic" and then they are just depressed

i'm aware of the adage, but i think one absolutely keep their mind so open that their brain falls out. i think people are way too focused on keeping their brain contained in their skull

men in the past were less pure because they only practiced feats of archery to get tail. the modern man who achieves feats of archery is driven by warriors spirit

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