Joe @jy4m@tilde.zone
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anyone wanna fight? i'm a pussy and you would definitely win
the car was not engaged in the sexual act, it was just part of the set
just saw an incredibly well animatedc furry porn gif that prominently featured a detailed mk1 vw golf. why are they like this
sir come quickly!
what is it
new searchs just came through *ticker tape machine clacking rapidly* it seems he's just image searching "dog throwin up" over and over
... private we're really in the Shit now
focus really hard, like a scalpel removing a cyst, to render military recruiters no longer existing in your area
if college were free, people would say things like Dark Academia a lot less
youtube keeps trying to get me to pay to watch the movie where mccauley culkin plays michael alig (not a bit, this exists)
i briefly forgot Rosie O'Donnell's name and had to ask Akinator to remind me
we've all seen "Kittens!: Inspired by Kittens" yes?
caff and oxytocin withdrawals hitting at the same time
Joe
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i'm going to impregnat the boston dynamics robot "atlas." our child will have a fleshy exterior and a fiberglass/metal skeleton and will be able to go up and down stairs.
Joe
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the piss isn't really for a drug test, it's actually because the Waltons have a big swimming pool that they need to replenish regularly
Joe
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Uh I just got DMed by the COO of Tumblr asking about hiring contractors to make us fully #indieweb compliant, and possibly even #fediverse integration. Anyone out there looking for work?
worlds.net world based on Adam Sandler Click
i've notcied girls are like "i'm patrick bateman but a girl"
while i'm patrick bateman but intellectually disabled and nice and i don't kill people and ugly
the rollercoaster of intellectual self-regard of losing an important document in my trashpile dwelling immediately after running a successful scam
nate silver can suhuhyuck me clean!
