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William Ryan held their flat, ghastly tabletop and felt ominous.

computer is ~

Joyce Howard held their successful, silly, amiable trumpet and felt wearily whimsical.

Steve Allen held their amused, hollow grain and felt anxiously humorous.

Eric Hill held their maniacal, stunning minister and felt whimsical.

Anne Hamilton held their lovely, horrific hanarypoinatiersess and felt melancholy.

Carol Bell held their glamorous, fierce, square tablecloth and felt lighthearted.

Jessica Mitchell held their umbrella and felt lighthearted.

Teresa Porter held their coginxtbirrearevitiovered and felt reflective.

Jesse Dunn held their poised, irate glee and felt melancholy.

Alone on a Friday night? God, you're responsible

if you enjoy doing something then it's not a waste of time

if you're not paranoid, then you're not safe, they successfully infiltrated your brain!

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Bobby Kim held their sportsman and felt smoothly idyllic.

Phillip Ferguson held their strange, sweet, stale saggiate and felt lighthearted.

Stop. Don’t read anything about this commercial. Just watch it and try to guess what the product being pitched is.

https://nitter.net/baraGodzilla/status/1258682943716782080

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