J. Kirchartz @kirch@tilde.zone

#introductions

I am a human, I can sign something for you from https://keybase.io/jkirchartz if you'd like

Here is a list of my interests, in no particular order.

#art #history #retro #music #pocketmusic #gameboy #android #chiptunes #bots #ML #AI #guitar #mandolin #busking #streetphotography #streetart #stickerart #magic #webdesign #webdevelopment #uspolitics #dsa #zen #scifi #php #bash #python #javascript #node #automation #discordia #education

today I watched the intro video for youtube kids 15 times (you can't skip it), and tried to log in 15 times, and got hit with a "something went wrong" error with a "try again" button that does nothign when clicked 15 times.... life is fun

if something called "suckless" can't even avoid sucking - what hope does anyone else have?

the true purpose of coffee is to stay awake longer to smoke more cigarettes and think about death and stuff

my primary experience with Haskell is running pandoc... gotta say.... I'm impressed with how hot my laptop gets

everything I believe is waiting to be falsified.

Evangelical at their first all-hands meeting: I'm sorry, but who are we supposed to be touching?

"while wordcount<50000" is the most useful tool in all of #NaNoGenMo-dom

if Elon Musk packaged and sold his poop, people would buy it and eat it

Today's random number is 29.

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Specialist noon call city she don't wanting she by one can call jean me know you probably don't have one can shout waiting she chewing on confirm red team I mean you know I'm people 9:10 calling in time seeing.

Hello this is the Chinese consulate general in the United States.

You have an important document that is not been received if you have any questions please dial zero transferred to China specialist name call city she don't want mean she by one can calling she's me know you called so now 20 ensure waiting she's still not getting some leads intending you know find useful nine game called leaning actually.

the great thing about cryptocurrencies is that they continually prove one of my favorite points: smart people are idiots.

there's an old saying that goes "Never take a German for what they say, only what they mean".... not sure what my grandpa meant by that though

I have an infinite number of tabs open, and no tabs open.... I'm using schrodinger's browser.

I beleive it was Einstein who said 'Using FrontPage 97 is the definition of insanity'.... or was it Lincoln?