Real programmers don't.
They just don't.
You say "will you?" and real programmers say "I will not."
real programmers live in Scarfolk
"whatever you say, say nothing when you're talking about you-know-what, for if you-know-who hears you you know what you'll get, they'll send you off to you-know-where for you wouldn't know how long"
~ old Irish song
@kirch nice try, but everyone knows computers aren't real
@kirch absolutely not
masto instance for the tildeverse