Toots Against Humanity 

Techbros: "Come party with us or risk your job security!"

Also Techbros: "Why doesn't anyone want to work here, we're fun!"

Typescript has taught me that code duplication is very very good, but only if you do it to avoid conflicts with arbitrary data-types created by the randos who built your dependencies.

I might fuck around and spell "the" right later.

imagine waking up in the morning and eating breakfast then starting your day. people just do this. that is wild to me

The meeting I'm in is running an hour over-time.

My next meeting starts in 10 minutes, that meeting generally runs at least an hour overtime.

I might get breakfast by 3pm.

8 days a week? What the heck are The Beatles smoking!?

work went from \"autofix\" running automatically and breaking everything to \"autofix\" not running at all an now I \"should have gotten warnings\" when I committed my code...

Food 

On the term "fake news" 

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You [uncultured swine]: STOP TROLLING!

Me [a surrealist]: Call their ghosts dawn of black tribe stairs where the waves die on his hand.

LONG: Why Seattle is full of Bottoms and Techbro Fascists 3/? 

LONG: Why Seattle is full of Bottoms and Techbro Fascists 2/? 

LONG: Why Seattle is full of Bottoms and Techbro Fascists 1/? 

@djsundog

"whatever you say, say nothing when you're talking about you-know-what, for if you-know-who hears you you know what you'll get, they'll send you off to you-know-where for you wouldn't know how long"

~ old Irish song

I break things.

I break things professionally.

I break things harder and faster than you.

I have the upper body strength of a rabbit.

I am a computer programmer.

re: mh (-), shop talk 

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