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Looking for a fullstack dev in or ?

I have 20 years of experience, recently PHP/Node/MeteorJS on the back end, EmberJS/SemanticUI/Bootstrap/tiny bit of React on the front end

check out my resume @ jkirchartz.com/resume

Don't let the dev-heavy resume fool you, I've done design & client meetings; sales & manual labor - I'm looking for that long-term job that I can retire from, but am willing to help you out on a contract basis for the right challenges

I have 20 years of fullstack web dev, recently PHP/Node/MeteorJS on the back end, EmberJS/SemanticUI/Bootstrap/tiny bit of React on the front end

check out my resume @ jkirchartz.com/resume

Don't let the dev-heavy past fool you, I've done design & client meetings; sales & manual labor - I'm looking for that long-term job that I can retire from, but am willing to help you out on a contract basis for the right challenges - 2/2

Friends, Mutuals, Randos, please boost!

I'm looking for work in or - 1/2

y'know, i'dlke to see more chub/fat femme cyberpunk aesthetic. Present Year cyber aesthetic is really slender people with baggy pants and that's cool and a nice look but i can't get into it that much.

speech, still on my bullshit 

to browse the web , I attach a device to my neck that sucks blood into refrigerated container that's Uber'd to Peter Theil

man i wish i could use some kind of global distributed network to get around this centralization in the internet

computers were a mistake... using electricity to trick rocks into thinking just makes people feel like gods when they're just a tempest in a teapot

ok, if you are looking for skilled devs and cannot provide a proper https site without broken certs, you have failed and I will move on.

drink combo: just lukewarm molten gallium with a glass of liquid smoke

Mgmt went to review it "I didn't know you were working on this, I was just working with [Developer R] on this!" ... yeah, I gave Developer R a subtask on this because there's lots of moving parts; now my ~7 month old ticket has been replaced with another ticket doing the same exact task slightly differently... I'm now emotionally preparing to spend 10 months adding an empty div to this site.

no no the guy was called eragon. that's eragons dragon you're thinking of

Using german loan words in english is now verboten. :D

I noted that it's taken 6+ months to get an empty div through code review... the reviewer replies "sorry for high standards of code review"

an update of Sartre's No Exit, but instead of a being set in a drawing room with second empire furnishings it's conference rooms in millions of buildings across the world every year from the time you're 18 until you're 65.

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tilde.zone

masto instance for the tildeverse