I'M A THUG TONIGHT FULL OF PISS AND SPITE WHEN I'M FEELING LIKE BEING IMPOLITE, 'CAUSE SOME FUCK STOLE MY BIKE AND I HAD TO WALK HERE TONIGHT SO I'M LOOKING FOR AN UNFAIR FIGHT

i don't see no cops around, no cameras in this part of down town, i don't see no witnesses, justice is blind but my u-lock never misses

PUT AN IRON SMILE ON YOUR FACE, 'CAUSE THE COPS DON'T CARE IF I GET ERASED

DEATH! OF! A! BIKE! THIEF! DEATH OF A BIKE THIEF! DEATH OF A BIKE THIEF!

WE'RE GONNA BIKE, WE'RE GONNA BIKE THIS BITCH TO DEATH / WE'RE GONNA BIKE, WE'RE GONNA BIKE THIS BITCH TO DEATH

ALL I KNOW IS WHERE MY HANDS GO, THEY GO TO HANDLEBARS -- IT'S 'CAUSE I ROLL WITH ROCK STARS

ALL I KNOW IS WHERE MY HANDS GO, THEY GO TO HANDLEBARS -- IT'S 'CAUSE I ROLL WITH ROCK STARS

so raise a glass (at brunch) to the graces and wills who worked hard to repeal don't ask don't tell. they said to young queer kids, “don't kill yourselves, 'CAUSE IT GETS BETTER, YOU CAN KILL SOMEONE ELSE!”

The user's NSA agent has asked for this message to be redacted to protect national security.

solitaire puzzle (start with sorted deck, no key): MISIM BJETA IKQFN

are you alone? are you alone? isn't everyone? isn't everyone?

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