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I have to impulse buy, then justify it later lol

"dividing numbers is bad" "I've tried for years and just can't do it"

drink combo: just lukewarm milk with a glass of bepsi

imagine being the unnamed person called @tildeverse that just sits on mastodon tooting random things all day lmao

Reaching into an occupied stall now has -3 karma

my work is getting more and more microsofty. it hurts my feelings and i'm thinking of reporting it to hr.

@new_sentences Adam Baker held their naughty, wobbly, smiling receptor and felt hard mysterious.

14th straight hour of curses: "i guess this is going decently"

"how many joules is that" "I only measure energy in jiggawatts"

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masto instance for the tildeverse