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the depression turns off all the lights for me

what's the point on rubbin' a non-chubby belly?

jelly is just flavored thickened sugar water

"how are you?" AKA "I don't care how you are, but anyway, let me talk about myself"

frogs go crôa crôa and roosters cocorico... roosters cocorico...roosters say WHAT?!?

the concept of a feedback mechanism that causes people to lose their job, combined with "anyone can drive for ___ rideshare company!" squicks me out

always assume anything on any public server is logged and copyable

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remember kids: internet consists of cats, penises, and Hitler, and only one of them is good

I'd socially accept a man in a dress, why doesn't everyone?

I'm actually impressed, for once I didn't paint the kitchen in jam; usually when I make jam it seems to finish on every surface and everything ends up sticky

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masto instance for the tildeverse