Oh, interesting. My chrome on Android works when I'm not on my pi hole network. That leads me to suspect it's trying to phone home some telemetry on start-up.
@LunaDragofelis I do as well, which is why I didn't notice this for days. Some Android stuff opens in Chrome instead of my default though and I can't remove the app despite using a Pixel. Grrr
@burningkeyboard @tomasino they actually removed that a while back, probably to be evil https://www.google.com/amp/s/gizmodo.com/google-removes-nearly-all-mentions-of-dont-be-evil-from-1826153393/amp
masto instance for the tildeverse