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@/AmberTuring I LIKE BIG COMPUTERS AND I CANNOT LIE
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repetition 

repetition does not legitimize
repetition does not legitimize
repetition does not legitimize
repetition does not legitimize
repetition does not legitimize
repetition does not legitimize

“time is short, my strength is limited, the office is a horror, the apartment is noisy, and if a pleasant, straightforward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle maneuvers.” – Franz Kafka

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Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

The team from that one mid-tier USA city is catching up the score to that other team from a different mid-tier USA city in the big sportsball game on the teevee. My partner is unhappy about this change in direction in scoring trends, and furthermore blames herself for watching the game

When in doubt, side chain the kick drum

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(at the weed store) im looking for a strain that will kill me instantly, what do you recommend

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replacing the word "gender" with "lobster" works in every situation

cis person finding out there are more than 2 lobsters and getting really worried about it

"oh no! just how many lobsters are there?!"

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May we all soon go about as our real selves and take joy in it, saying, yes, yes, to whatever we are.' — Carol Emshwiller

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Communication is health; communication is truth; communication is happiness. To share is our duty. - Virginia Woolf

I also love how the headlines always refer to the body of commenters in these threads as “the internet”

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I see Newsweek is still publishing recaps of r/AmITheAsshole stories as news

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Look away from your screen for a bit. Allow your eyes and mind to rest.

I took back a sweater and got myself a new sherpa-lined flannel robe from L. L. Bean for the holidays, and you guys it’s just completely dumb how cozy and comfortable it is. I never want to take it off!

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There is no time for despair, no place for self-pity, no need for silence, no room for fear. We speak, we write, we do language. That is how civilizations heal. - Toni Morrison

maybe one silver lining of the pandemic is we all live in George Costanza’s sweatpants dream world now. Assuming he still wants to drape himself in velvet, I bet even that would be socially acceptable nowadays

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Have you stretched recently? Do it now. It will help.

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