hi im owen
i better not catch you using closed source software
@finn and now I'm kinda mad at the economic implications of tongue insurance
Fucking, for real?
Yo, my weather radio went off and apparently there's a tornado warning in effect, greater Mason County area of WA state.
I need to prepare for a call to T-Mobile customer service. Like, mentally and emotionally.
am pretty wolf
brb going to kensington lock everything in my house
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Due to the unprecedented pandemic, Comcast has increased the monthly soft data cap from 1TB to 1.2TB.
every time i think about my abusive parents i get mad
every time i think about my abusive boss and coworkers at my last job, i get mad
there's so much in the past that just pisses me off
@owashii @rantingsteve my nipples can by counted only with complex/imaginary numbers.
i really am never gonna be able to put the notification sound genie back in the bottle huh
I'm not sure I understand this platform?
being a cat would be great. all that wonderful sleep
are you a vaporwave cyberpunk, a synthwave cyberpunk, or a digital hardcore cyberpunk
FORCIBLY EJECTED FROM THE COUNTRY CLUB FOR SHOVING A GOLF BALL UP MY ASS HOLE ON THE GOLF COURSE AND CALLING IT A HOLE IN ONE
1. Created in Japan2. Big anime eyes3. Obsessive fandom4. Tentacles
Mario = anime
All of these tripped circuit breakers don't mean I'm being unsafe, they just mean I'm not allowed to have enough fun.
cats are so good i just wanna inject them into my veins
masto instance for the tildeverse