Hi, AI tech support?
Yeah, I'm worried about my AI Ethics Board.
It's smoking and the Morality Transducer is burned out. Is that normal?
Yeah the Alignment DIP switch is set to... hmm Chaotic Elon? Is that factory standard? Oh, it is since 2009? For performance. Hmm.
Well I think I'd like it to be Lawful Confucian.
No I don't have a daughterboard. So I can't run any of the Confucian modes?
Zen Enable? Not sure if... well ok (click)
It turned into a bowl of petunias.